Top Ten List

From the home office in Lynn, Massachussetts comes today's top ten list.


The category is . . .

Top Ten reasons why you're gonna wish you got the audiotape at that last conference. Here we go . .

• Can’t read your own notes.
  
• After returning from your business trip, your spouse says “what, no souvenirs?”
  
• Your boss will pay for you to go to the “refresher course”. . but there isn’t one.
  
• An elephant may be able to remember everything, but you are only human.
  
• You’re supposed to give a presentation on what you’ve learned and you wish you could remember exactly how the session speaker put it.
  
• Your plane was late, the elevator got stuck and you missed the first 3 days. But, you heard every Beatles song in Muzak.
  
• You heard a rumor that Madonna sang a number in the middle of Monday's keynote presentation.
  
• Not sold in stores.
  
• Information is Power.

And, The Number One Reason why you’re gonna wish you got the Audiotape. . .

Your company would have reimbursed you!